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Arlington, Texas (NDNS) — Led by Pro-Bowl and former Felon Quarterback Michael Vick, the Cleveland Browns have won their very first Super Bowl and first NFL Championship since 1964. The final score being 49-21. Fans of the Brown’s, otherwise known as “The Dawg Pound,” were at first skeptical bringing in Michael Vick, but in only two seasons with the team, took them from obscurity to notoriety.

One member of the Dawg Pound, Randall Terrier of Shaker Heights said, “Man, since he got here it’s been electrifying. It’s like being drowned in excitement or being hung by emotion!”

The team and fans have also been the victims of an odd serial killer, known by locals as the “Dawg Pound Killer.” Only hardcore fans of the Browns have been victims of this already notorious killer. Victims have been killed in a number of ways such as hanging, downing, electrocuting, and gunshot. Police believe that an animal rights group because those are some of the same ways in which Michael Vick was said to have killed several dogs.

As for the game, Vick totally left the Rams hung out to dry throwing 25 for 30 passing and left the Rams secondary drowning in 388 yards passing with three thrown TD’s. He also electrocuted the run defense with 120 yard rushing and 3 TD’s on the ground. These amazing numbers made him a sure shot as the game’s MVP.

“I feel like I’ve electrified the entire city of Cleveland. This entire season has been hanging by a thread and feel like I’ve shot all of my critics. I’m going to celebrate by doing to Russia!” Said Vick.

We asked why Russia, and he responded, “Why the hell not? Everyone goes to Disney World, Russia is like it for me.”

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