Nexterday News

Washington, DC (NDNS) — Senator Frank Jimmerson (R-MN) was arrested at Boise International Airport yesterday when he tried to solicit sex from a Janitorbot in one of the airports bathroom facilities. Jimmerson has been well know in the last few years for fighting against so called, “Robosexuals,” individuals that like to participate in sexual escapades with robots.Spokesperson for the RNC, Bill Sanchez told Nexterday, “This is simply outragous! Never would I have ever thought that Frank was a “Robo” but I assume that he’ll resign in disgrace from the Senate. There is no room for Robosexuals in the Republican party!”

Dave Miller of the Morally Upstanding Americans for Goodness and Righteousness stated, “Senator Jimmerson had long been a financial supporter of our group; especially, when it came to issues of “Robosexuality.” So, we’ve decided to give all the money this pervert donated to a Robo-Reparative Therapy camp, Organic Acres. Where troubled young men and women can go and realize that God wanted them to love humans and not robots.”

Nexterday was able to obtain an exclusive interview with the Janitorbot, THX-1138, “I was not programmed for such activities. I also am not compatible with his “hardware.” The activity did not compute so I immediately alerted the airport’s Robo-Comand.”

And, in a related story; the American Medical Association recently declared tetanus a sexually transmitted disease.

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