September 10, 2011 — 9/11 NOT Massive Government Conspiracy
Washington, DC (NDNS) — Tomorrow, September 11th, 2011, marks the tenth anniversary of the Al Qaeda attack on the World Trade Center and Pentagon. To mark the unfortunate event the 2nd 9/11 Commission will release a report saying that 9/11 was in fact NOT an “inside job” and that 9/11 Conspiracy theorists are just really dumb assholes.
Dumb asshole, Dylan Avery, the director of Loose Change, a movie about 9/11 saying it was a conspiracy had this to say, “Like, that panel is nothing but a bunch of LIARS! DIRTY! DIRTY! LIARS! PANTS ON FIRES! Yeah!”
Committee chair Barack Obama stated, “There was absolutely no obfuscation of any materials that we asked for. The President has been totally forth coming with all information and has allowed us access to all of the intelligence gathering agencies, and without a doubt the people responsible for 9/11 was Al-Qaeda and that the Loose Change guys are in fact a bunch of assholes.”
The committee is not releasing all the information in regards to why they came to their decisions, but said that it would harm national security, and you really don’t want to know how bad it really is.
For some background information please use this link.
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March 15th, 2011 at 6:19 am
Wow its been 10 years since 9/11 – seems like last week..
January 18th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
I heard that the Government/Administration is going to confiscate all firearms off citizens. I cannot find the link now but will post if I find the link. What is the likelihood of them taking away our 2nd amendment rights completely by raiding our homes and taking our guns? Do you think a lot of people (civilians) would fight and cause massive riots/chaos? Thanks.
January 19th, 2012 at 2:13 am
I live in California and i saw a video of a man declaring there was going to be a massive earthquake in California and the West Coast i did’nt know if it was a joke or not . My point is has the government declared this or is this a myth, rumor, or having to do with the bible? im not sure, A Little Help Please, Thank You