April 29 2008 – *BREAKING NEWS* Clinton Endorses Obama
With only 4 days remaining until the important Guam Democratic Primary, former U.S. President has opted to switch sides and endorse Sen. Barack Obama over his wife, Sen. Hillary Clinton. This latest blow to the Hillary campaign may signal the end of Hillary’s Presidential ambitions.
“Have you seen his wife? WOWZERS!” said President Clinton of Michelle Obama “If my wife was that hot I never would have slept with a fat intern.”
“We’re Pulling a Train” said Sen. Obama metaphorically, “All the way to Denver and then on to the White House and I’ll take all the help I can get. I have always respected and admired President Clinton and am very Grateful for his support.” The Clinton Campaign was unavailable for comment prior to news time.
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February 13th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Amen!
February 15th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
At least Obama isn’t “running a train”…
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