Present Day — Nexterday Advertiser’s Think They Know More About the Future!

February 24th, 2008 Henry Davis Posted in 2008, Blooblat, End of the World, Henry Davis, Nazi-Aliens, Nexterday News news, Pegasus Galaxy, Plague 3 Comments »

The United States (NDNS) — One of our advertisers though Google here on Nexterday is claiming that they know more about the future then we do. Not only that they say the world ends this year! When we know know the world will be ending in 2234 (story pending) and as a result of Nazi-Aliens from the planet Blooblat in the Pegasus Galaxy invading and then spreading a terrible plague.

Though it’s not always a good idea to call out our advertizers, we feel that this is necessary because we maintain that we are the very best source of your future news anywhere on the internet. This is a message about integrity; which we have buttloads of.

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April 29 2008 - *BREAKING NEWS* Clinton Endorses Obama

February 13th, 2008 Bucky Goldstein Posted in 2008, Barack Obama, Elections, Presidential, The Clintons, The Present 3 Comments »

billyboy.gifWith only 4 days remaining until the important Guam Democratic Primary, former U.S. President has opted to switch sides and endorse Sen. Barack Obama over his wife, Sen. Hillary Clinton. This latest blow to the Hillary campaign may signal the end of Hillary’s Presidential ambitions.

“Have you seen his wife? WOWZERS!” said President Clinton of Michelle Obama “If my wife was that hot I never would have slept with a fat intern.”

“We’re Pulling a Train” said Sen. Obama metaphorically, “All the way to Denver and then on to the White House and I’ll take all the help I can get. I have always respected and admired President Clinton and am very Grateful for his support.”  The Clinton Campaign was unavailable for comment prior to news time.

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