Nexterday News

The United States (NDNS) — One of our advertisers though Google here on Nexterday is claiming that they know more about the future then we do. Not only that they say the world ends this year! When we know know the world will be ending in 2234 (story pending) and as a result of Nazi-Aliens from the planet Blooblat in the Pegasus Galaxy invading and then spreading a terrible plague.

Though it’s not always a good idea to call out our advertizers, we feel that this is necessary because we maintain that we are the very best source of your future news anywhere on the internet. This is a message about integrity; which we have buttloads of.

Middle-of-Nowhere, MI (NDNS) — So, if you’ve noticed the Nexterday News Team has been on a bit of a hiatus. We all have valid reasons, I swear! Bucky and Booker are working very hard on some film about Africans throwing a piece of plastic around (no word yet if it will be National Geographic style, if you know what I mean), Johnny Cochran has been critically dead for the last few years, and I, Henry Davis, have been on a vacation and have been heavily self-medicating for the last three weeks. Hey! Traveling through time collecting all the best news stories from the next fifty years is hard work!

Be back to work in the next few days.