April 29 2008 - *BREAKING NEWS* Clinton Endorses Obama

February 13th, 2008 Bucky Goldstein Posted in 2008, Barack Obama, Elections, Presidential, The Clintons, The Present 3 Comments »

billyboy.gifWith only 4 days remaining until the important Guam Democratic Primary, former U.S. President has opted to switch sides and endorse Sen. Barack Obama over his wife, Sen. Hillary Clinton. This latest blow to the Hillary campaign may signal the end of Hillary’s Presidential ambitions.

“Have you seen his wife? WOWZERS!” said President Clinton of Michelle Obama “If my wife was that hot I never would have slept with a fat intern.”

“We’re Pulling a Train” said Sen. Obama metaphorically, “All the way to Denver and then on to the White House and I’ll take all the help I can get. I have always respected and admired President Clinton and am very Grateful for his support.”  The Clinton Campaign was unavailable for comment prior to news time.

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The Present — Be Right Back!

November 25th, 2007 Henry Davis Posted in Africa, Drunks, Henry Davis, Nexterday News news, Silly People, The Present, Tumors No Comments »

Middle-of-Nowhere, MI (NDNS) — So, if you’ve noticed the Nexterday News Team has been on a bit of a hiatus. We all have valid reasons, I swear! Bucky and Booker are working very hard on some film about Africans throwing a piece of plastic around (no word yet if it will be National Geographic style, if you know what I mean), Johnny Cochran has been critically dead for the last few years, and I, Henry Davis, have been on a vacation and have been heavily self-medicating for the last three weeks. Hey! Traveling through time collecting all the best news stories from the next fifty years is hard work!

Be back to work in the next few days.

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